“# Your family photos are accompanied by text ads for skin care and diet plans.
# Removes all Falun Gong references from your files.
# Every month, the hard drive is automatically defragged and investigated for anti-trust violations.
# Invests in, develops, acquires, and abandons your best ideas.
# Integrated tax preparation software includes “I’m Feeling Lucky” deductible button.
# Changes your icons daily, forcing you to look up which obscure scientific figure is having a birthday.
# Spends 20% of its time not doing what you tell it to do.
# Prevents all evil activity unless it is deemed to be for the good of the shareholders.
# Masseuse comes by every Monday afternoon.
# Constant crashes won’t bother anybody as long as it’s labeled “Beta”.
# “Beta” status won’t expire until 2038.”

on being judgemental....

Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. For with the judgement you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. Why do you see the speck in your neighbour’s eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? Or how can you say to your neighbour, “Let me take the speck out of your eye”, while the log is in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your neighbour’s eye.

via bible.oremus.org (Matthew 7)

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“So do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring worries of its own. Today’s trouble is enough for today.”
“‘Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust* consume and where thieves break in and steal; 20but store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust* consumes and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.”

Officials: N. Korea believed behind cyber attacks - Yahoo! News

via news.yahoo.com

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