# Your family photos are accompanied by text ads for skin care and diet plans.
# Removes all Falun Gong references from your files.
# Every month, the hard drive is automatically defragged and investigated for anti-trust violations.
# Invests in, develops, acquires, and abandons your best ideas.
# Integrated tax preparation software includes “I’m Feeling Lucky” deductible button.
# Changes your icons daily, forcing you to look up which obscure scientific figure is having a birthday.
# Spends 20% of its time not doing what you tell it to do.
# Prevents all evil activity unless it is deemed to be for the good of the shareholders.
# Masseuse comes by every Monday afternoon.
# Constant crashes won’t bother anybody as long as it’s labeled “Beta”.
# “Beta” status won’t expire until 2038. Woot : 11 Undocumented Features Of Google Chrome OS (via zenhabits)
